AU MEME → pre-Iron Man body swap
"That’s it, Tony! The goatee is coming off!"
"Nooo, Pep! I swear, I won’t do anything else!"
"On top of all the partying you’ve been doing, you had a threesome with two strippers and everyone thinks it was me! My mom left me a horrified voicemail! This is it! Bye bye goatee!”
Avengers Annual #1 (2013)
I don’t know if it’s that it’s 5 AM, or that this is actually that hilarious, but I’m laughing so hard it hurts, right now.
Clint likes to troll the archery class
I’ve never seen a set of panels so perfectly encapsulate a character while neither including them nor mentioning them by name.
if loki gets a solo movie before there’s a female lead movie in the mcu I will unhinge my jaw like a snake and literally eat kevin feige alive
#literally what i want #is for them to make a trailer for a ‘loki’ movie #where halfway through the trailer natasha comes in #punches him in the dick #takes the title card saying ‘loki’ and smashes it over her knee #and then writes ‘black widow’ on the screen in loki’s blood #this is it. this is my design
Bruce once bet Tony $100 that he couldn’t build a functional portal gun.
The money is currently falling at terminal velocity.
Submitted by brucerytel
movies that need to happen: Black Widow (2014)
“Do you know what it’s like to be unmade?”
"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
THIS IS PORNOGRAPHIC AND FABULOUS.
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